breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via departured)


gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

image

(via orgasm)


awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

(via asian)


500% sure i annoy literally every person

(Source: straighthater, via fake-mermaid)


grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(via lanaderlrey)



laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

(via collapsed)